SULLEY, MIKE, AND A 6’1 BOO!
New and IMPROVED Asexual Awareness PPT
I AM GOING FOR THE NOFILTER SHOW IN VICTORIA ON THE 20TH OH MY GOD I FEEL LIKE I HAVE NEVER BEEN THIS EXCITED BEFORE FOR ANYTHING IN MY LIFE
HANNAH HART IS MY FAVORITE HUMAN BEING
Tell me I’m cute or something so I can like roll my eyes at you but then blush when I think about it later
are you a dog? no ? goodbye
the gender inclusive washrooms in our university’s student union building make me really happy to be in this university :)
YOU WANNA WATCH MOVIES????? well let me show you a thing.
- oscar films
- leo really needs his oscar
- watch disney movies
- m o v i e s
- nice lil list
- you love superheroes???
- more superhero shit
- i can’t explain how good this list is
- it’s not halloween yet but
- too sp00ky 4 u
- not that sp00ky
- dat list
- did you say movies
- here have some Dreamworks
- everybody loves Robert Downey Jr
- list of movies that might make you cry
- 2013 movies
- name that director
- this one’s for you potterheads
- james bond movies
- this fucking list is huge
- need a good laugh
- you like teen movies
- more movies
- but wAIT THERE’S MORE
- movies to download
Dynamo, an English magician, went around London over the weekend, “levitating” next to this bus. He hasn’t revealed how he accomplished this trick.
dude dont forget this guy walked on water
he casually strolled down the side of a building, LEVITATED IN FRONT OF CHRIST THE REDEEMER IN RIO and predicted football scores resulting in a large win on a bet WHICH HE THEN GAVE TO THE TEENAGE CANCER TRUST. Dynamo is amazing.
He is rather amazing. I love how he can take old concepts and refresh them for a new audience.
Though there are some where you go “I see what you did there”, mostly sleight of hand.
But shit like this… incredible.
A Fire Pit IN THE POOL
A Door That Turns into a Ping-Pong Table
Chilled Produce Drawers in the Kitchen
A Wine Cellar Trap Door
A Sleepover Room
A Door Handle That Automatically Turns Off Electricity and Gas When You Leave
A Swing-Set Dining Table
A Built-In TV for the Bathtub
A Glass-Encased Fireplace
A Loft Hammock
A Hot Tub That Flows from the Inside to Outside
A Huge Round Bedroom Window
A Stained-Glass Door
A Library Staircase/Slide
A Bone-Shaped Pool for Your Dog
“Consider that you can see less than 1% of the electromagnetic spectrum and hear less than 1% of the acoustic spectrum. As you read this, you are traveling at 220 km/sec across the galaxy. 90% of the cells in your body carry their own microbial DNA and are not “you.” The atoms in your body are 99.9999999999999999% empty space and none of them are the ones you were born with, but they all originated in the belly of a star. Human beings have 46 chromosomes, 2 less than the common potato.
The existence of the rainbow depends on the conical photoreceptors in your eyes; to animals without cones, the rainbow does not exist. So you don’t just look at a rainbow, you create it. This is pretty amazing, especially considering that all the beautiful colors you see represent less than 1% of the electromagnetic spectrum.””
All of a sudden two decades have passed and you still have not kissed anyone with tongue, or kissed anyone at all for that matter, or had a 3 AM conversation with someone who would rather look into your eyes for ten minutes straight than talk. You have never worn a lover’s sweater or “forgotten” it at home in your bedroom just so you would have an excuse to see them again. You have never even stood face-to-face with someone who makes your hands shake so hard it feels like they’re both having a separate anxiety attack.
This causes you much guilt and self-blame and sadness but above all, an overwhelming curiosity. Are you really that ugly, that unwanted, that uninteresting, that boring, that no one, absolutely no one, has ever looked at you like the only thing on earth?
The answer is no. The better answer is that someone out there, somewhere in the world, is “wondering what it’s like to meet someone like you,” and they have two decades worth of love stored in their veins like a shoot-‘em-up drug, and they’re just about ready to inject it into someone else’s bloodstream. All you have to do is roll up your sleeves and wait for it to happen.
At times you felt so lonely you could stand at the edge of a cliff with nothing beneath you but air and grass and a long, long way down, and you’d still feel emptier than that canyon itself. Maybe you even danced with yourself alone in your room a few times, arms outstretched around a ghost, pretending someone else’s hands were on your waist, someone else’s eyes boring into yours.
Or maybe you fell temporarily in love with strangers on public transportation, fell in love with anybody who so much as accidentally brushed your hand on the way past. For you, falling in love with dozens of people a day was a coping mechanism for not having anyone to love you in return. But people are not eggs and falling in love with a dozen of them does not mean your shell will remain uncracked. One day you’re going to hit the point where you’re so desperate for human contact that you’re going to snap in half and all your love will bleed out like egg yolk.
But someone out there is eating a bowl of Ramen noodles right now, or putting on slippers, or settling into bed. They are doing all the normal things that you’ve done in your own life. They are just like you. They have cellulite and extra fat in all the wrong places and goals and fears and doubts and bad handwriting.
The truth is that they are just like you, and being just like you, they’re looking for a lover too. They’re what you might call a soulmate.
They think they’re all alone in feeling the way they do, but you’re really both two halves of a whole.
And one day you’ll meet them, bump into them on the street, and your two halves will be put together, and you’ll make one.
Let’s kick things off with a look back at how far we’ve come in just one year:
- Four native ad formats on web and mobile
- More than 100 brands
- Over 500 Sponsored Posts
So far, engagement with branded content has been spectacular with every Sponsored Post this year reaching the top 1% of posts based on Notes.
Here’s to another great year on the best platform for creativity and native brand advertising!